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Anina, Slides and Technuendo

January 31, 2006
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Corporates being assholes again ?

I have a habit of occasionally writing about things I’m not fully aware of. Such as this one. Heard from Sonia Belle‘s blog that a technologicaly knowledgeable model named Anina has been given an ultimatum:

either quit doing the technology stuff, or leave the agency. they say that fashion and technology do not go together.

. I think this sucks. And I know I don’t agree with Microsoft all the time, but Microsoft’s technical evangelist has the same opinion:

Anyway, I just saw that Anina, the geek model, has been told to stop blogging. That sucks. But leaves a bunch of future opportunities. She’s smart and that’ll take her a lot further than her looks.

I agree with Robert‘s statement that it’ll leave her with a bunch of future opportunities, possibly with a more forward thinking agency. But I don’t think she she should be forced to leave her agency just because she might endager the image that models are stupid. might make poor decisions, some of them are made to appear more stupid than they really are. A lot of them, like Anina are highly intelligent, probably more so than a geek like me.

Anina told her agency that she was going to be doing all this geeky stuff before she signed up with them. Only now that she’s been doing it are they starting to whinge. I’m not a lawyer or anything, but isn’t that breaking some sort of contract law as the contract was signed under the agreement that would be doing all of that then they change their minds ?

New Technuendo.

This situation between Anina and her agency, who I’m not agreeing with so much that i’m not even going to bother giving them a rel="tag" or a rel="vote-against" link. What they have deserved is this: a technuendo dedicated to themselves. And apple. (must balance out mentioning microsoft somehow).

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1) Something that’ll bring a great product to a wider audience.
2) Straight women discovering the joys of another woman.
3) Something that is good for the industry that you can’t stop from happening no matter how much you don’t like it. Yes, you know who I mean.

Yet again, this isn’t spellchecked cos I’m using the latest stable release of Firefox.


Technoendo/Technuendo

January 19, 2006
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Technoendo, aka Technology Innuendoes.

This section is to comment on the innuendous interpretation of technological terminology, possibly created by the stereotypical geek that don’t get any (as opposed to the atypical geek who gets it when they want it).

Unless already done so by someone else, I claim/copyright/etc if appropriate of the terms techoendo and technuendo.

Master/slave.
kinda obvious for those in BDSM circles, but for the uninitiated; it’s a D/s type of relationship.
Jack plug.
Jack: to masturbate.
Plug: to perform penetrative sexual intercourse.
Fat pipe (eg high-bandwidth network connection).
Occurs after vigorous anal insertion/sex. Or vaginal sex/insertion if the insertive object is big enough.
Thin/skinny pipe (eg low-bandwidth network connection.
Virginal orifice.
SLI.
Loose orifice.
SLI on a bus with a skinny pipe.
Tight orifice with multiple insertions.
Person with tight orifices that likes multiple insertions.
Port.
Orifice.
Port access.
Diamond ring.
Money.
Being well endowed.
Being well renowned.
1/4″ jack.
Congenital micro penis (relative to XLR).
Average penis (relative to XLR and 1/8″ jack)
1/8″ jack.
Congenital micro penis.
XLR.

Large penis.
Putting a XLR jack into a 1/8″ port.
Being in need of alternative methods of penetrative sex.
Being masochistic.
Being sadistic.
Putting a 1/4″ jack into a 1/8″ port.
Being in need of lubrication.
Being in need of alternative methods of penetrative sex.
Being masochistic.
Being sadistic.
Putting a 1/8″ jack into a XLR port.
Being sexual incompetent (there being three holes in an XLR port).

And so ends this lot of Technuendo


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