Marv\'s Blog

Technoendo/Technuendo | January 19, 2006

Technoendo, aka Technology Innuendoes.

This section is to comment on the innuendous interpretation of technological terminology, possibly created by the stereotypical geek that don’t get any (as opposed to the atypical geek who gets it when they want it).

Unless already done so by someone else, I claim/copyright/etc if appropriate of the terms techoendo and technuendo.

Master/slave.
kinda obvious for those in BDSM circles, but for the uninitiated; it’s a D/s type of relationship.
Jack plug.
Jack: to masturbate.
Plug: to perform penetrative sexual intercourse.
Fat pipe (eg high-bandwidth network connection).
Occurs after vigorous anal insertion/sex. Or vaginal sex/insertion if the insertive object is big enough.
Thin/skinny pipe (eg low-bandwidth network connection.
Virginal orifice.
SLI.
Loose orifice.
SLI on a bus with a skinny pipe.
Tight orifice with multiple insertions.
Person with tight orifices that likes multiple insertions.
Port.
Orifice.
Port access.
Diamond ring.
Money.
Being well endowed.
Being well renowned.
1/4″ jack.
Congenital micro penis (relative to XLR).
Average penis (relative to XLR and 1/8″ jack)
1/8″ jack.
Congenital micro penis.
XLR.

Large penis.
Putting a XLR jack into a 1/8″ port.
Being in need of alternative methods of penetrative sex.
Being masochistic.
Being sadistic.
Putting a 1/4″ jack into a 1/8″ port.
Being in need of lubrication.
Being in need of alternative methods of penetrative sex.
Being masochistic.
Being sadistic.
Putting a 1/8″ jack into a XLR port.
Being sexual incompetent (there being three holes in an XLR port).

And so ends this lot of Technuendo

Advertisements

Posted in Technology

1 Comment »

  1. […] This situation between Anina and her agency, who I’m not agreeing with so much that i’m not even going to bother giving them a rel="tag" or a rel="vote-against" link. What they have deserved is this: a technuendo dedicated to themselves. And apple. (must balance out mentioning microsoft somehow). […]

    Pingback by Marv’s Blog » Anina, Slides and Technuendo — January 31, 2006 @ 11:12 pm


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

    The Buttons

    • Get Firefox!
    • Get Thunderbird!
    • No Software Patents
    • Questionable Content
    • Wapsi Square
    • XFN Friendly

    My del.icio.us feed

    RSS Unknown Feed

    • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

    RSS Unknown Feed

    • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

    RSS Unknown Feed

    • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

    RSS Unknown Feed

    • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.
%d bloggers like this: